I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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