Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Screwed.edu
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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