He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You were trust falling into bushes
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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