Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
id be glad to
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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