love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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