i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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