I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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