One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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