do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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