I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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