I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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