I hate your face
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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