he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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