i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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