That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
