She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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