Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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