How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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