Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Just high enough for therapy.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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