Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I could have mohawked her pubes.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
