that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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