Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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