$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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