they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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