He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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