Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
