she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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