Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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