threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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