Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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