what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
there is glitter all over my balls
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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