if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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