Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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