so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
We smell like vodka and hangover
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