you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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