Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
50% drunk capacity currently
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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