Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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