She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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