meet me or not, i'm out of control
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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