Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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