y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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