Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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