Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i believe in u and ur pee
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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