The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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