I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Even my vagina gasped.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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