how can u be prego again
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
