whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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