can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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