I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
