whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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