So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
You brought string cheese to the strip club
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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