I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I had to cum in my sink.
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