My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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