FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Drunk is a universal language darling
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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