TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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