i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Farmville is her only friend.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
