i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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