everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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